i thought i was in love but then he said he never read harry potter
when is it going to be the other way round
does this count?
Oh, I think that one counts.
It definitely counts.
I think it also happened with Ariel but Mulans is better
do parents feel offended when their kids call themselves ugly like hey those are my genetics you’re talking about
me in like 20 years
Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
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