Ducklings have great brakes.
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Got a new pillow for the chair
do you wanna look like this skeleton
or THIS skeleton?
drink a milk kids
Me as a villian
When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard.
I will never not reblog this.
THEY ARE LIKE LITTLE SAUSAGES MADE OF PUPPY.