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theperksofshuttingthefuckup:

i remember once i was walking to class near this group of guys and one of them saw his girlfriend and one of his friends was like “c’mon man bros before hoes” and the guy looked him dead in the eye and said “she’s the bro and y’all bitches are the hoes” before going to talk to his girlfriend and i have never seen a group of guys in sagging jeans and ridiculous shoes look so offended 

father-dougal:

PSA don’t go on the “i hate my parents” tag on christmas morning

last year some people decided to spam gore and pornography on the tag as a joke because they knew a lot of people would be checking out the tag to laugh at other kid’s ungratefulness

seeing as people are excited for this tag again this christmas, i’m certain that others will decide the spam with horrible stuff again

so just watch out and i wouldn’t recommend going on the tag on christmas day!!! 

New favourite joke:

sammybitchfacewinchester:

awkward-fit:

ohmyeme:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

I hate that I actually laughed

OH MY GOD

kev-n:

this is a metaphor for my life

kev-n:

this is a metaphor for my life

rareity:

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